Why don’t people (yes even you!) admit when you ‘gas’ or ‘pass gas’ or ‘pollute the air’? What’s so secret about this? It’s a well known fact that gas is sometimes a by-product of certain foods especially black-eyed beans. If you are wondering why Toyin has waxed gross, I was thinking about it and laughing to myself.
I used to be in one office where IT used to erupt several times a week from a neigbouring table. As the owner of that seat was my ‘oga’ I couldn’t open my mouth to protest o!
Right now, I have probably 2 meat pies sitting in my tummy, refusing to digest, so my body is expelling the products of the work of my tummy bacteria and its got only 2 outlets. Can I hear some of you go ‘TOYIN!’. Wetin? don’t you pass gas yourselves? 
Anyway, I’ve been praying that no one comes near my table when I do erupt (which has happened a lot in the past hour). Thank God the nearest table is some distance away. I’ve been laughing away at the secrecy behind it all.
Well for one, the smell is unpleasant! You won’t smell as if you’ve just come out of a bath but as if … well the smell can range from mild to very foul depending on… what you’ve eaten and quantity, etc. I’m not about to start on a study of GAS but just to laugh at myself and (if you permit) everyone who tries to hide the fact that they are human!
“Faith is not only a commitment to the promises of Christ; faith is also a commitment to the demands of Christ.” William Barclay
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